The Weekend Rules

A reminder for the weekend, excerpted from The Book of Rules by Joshua Belter:

Screen Shot 2013-04-05 at 4.08.21 PMAlcohol and Written Electronic Messages

The transmission of written electronic messages is prohibited whenever an individual has a blood alcohol content beyond the legal driving limit in the state in which he or she currently resides. Electronic messages consist of text messages, e-mail or any other media in which written text is instantly transmitted to one or more individuals.

A. Self Sobriety Test: When electronic alcohol sensors are not available, self sobriety may be determined by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance aloud, without error, in 7 seconds or less.

B. Electronic messages may be composed while under the influence of alcohol provided transmission does not occur until complete sobriety is reached.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by The Book of Rules. Please enjoy your weekend.

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