Inanity Incorporated: Say What You Mean – Come Again?

It’s a no-brainer. 


It’s a perfect decision for me to handle.
I’m glad you asked me that. 


Public relations has written a carefully phrased answer.
I’ll never lie to you. 


The truth will change frequently.
Our business is going through a paradigm shift. 


We have no idea what we’ve been doing, but in the future we shall do something completely different.
Value-added. 


Expensive.
I see you involved your peers in developing your proposal. 


One person couldn’t possibly come up with something this stupid.
Human Resources. 


A bulk commodity, like lentils or cinder blocks.
The upcoming reductions will benefit the vast majority of employees. The upcoming reductions will benefit me.

As seen in the blog “ABCs For MBAs”

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