Inanity Incorporated: Say What You Mean Redux Reduxed

Individual contributor. An employee who does real work. 

Your project is on hold. We’ve put a bullet in it. 

Wrong answer. You didn’t tell me what I wanted to hear. 

You needed to be more proactive. You should have protected me from myself. 

I’d like your buy-in on this. I want someone else to blame when this thing bombs. 

We want you to be the executive champion of this project. I want to be able to blame you for my mistakes. 

We have to put on our marketing hats. 

We have to put ethics aside.
It’s not possible. It’s impractical. It won’t work. I don’t know how to do it.